Stock Market Tips...

Pfizer Corp. (PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as-is or as a mixer, under the name "Mount and Do" Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Recommendation: BUY And, also this... Interesting Theory If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you wouldhave $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. ~rh

Hey, Boeing is working on Anti Gravity stuff (not just airplanes silly), perhaps that will help people 'get it up'

Roy, you are a jewel!

I used to work for Boeing, till I was part of a "Strategic Reorganization..." ...sigh...

..any bloke with coloured braces! Ohh, you said TIPS, i thought it was **** !

lol I'm ready to invest!

I'm coming off the wagon